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ebonyPasty college dropout with a heart of aspartame, suffering from such interests as calculus, J.D. Salinger, and infamy. Main squeeze aliased under ll cool j.
ironyWine addled, non-committal and excitable. Interests include self-mockery, Howard Roark and old professors with yellow socks. Ebonic and then some.
Category Archives: teevee
You know a show is worthwhile if it’s given the axe after one or two or three seasons. You know, the Arrested Development, Party Down, Freaks & Geeks, Golden Palace types (obviously, I had to include the Golden Girls spinoff, … Continue reading
Patrick Duffy of Step by Step fame! Weed cookies and a white lady named Rihanna! Megan Mullally’s character on coke! So many memories. If you read our twitter (I won’t blame you if you don’t. Honestly.), then you know that … Continue reading
I’m going through a rather debilitating cold/flu debacle at the moment, which means I’ve been weeding my way through the depths of Hulu sans sanity since around Thursday, each minimally-commercialized episode measuring the tenure of my sniffles like chalk marks … Continue reading
So here we are, at the end of Glee‘s first season, full of ups and downs. Sass and brass. But what I really want to know is: how can a man play the ukulele and take himself seriously if he’s … Continue reading
Picture this: You’re knee-deep in a four-year relationship. It’s had its ups and downs, but he’s still the best you’ve ever had. You blab about him to all of your friends. Everyone knows how into this you are. And then, it’s … Continue reading
Such class. Such elegance. Poise. Charm. The hair! The matching separates! The very core, the crux, the essence of a true lady! The woman, nay, the legend Blanche Deveraux is no more. Rue McClanahan, the lady behind Blanche’s southern harlot … Continue reading
And not my eighteen consecutive posts? When I’m not designing stationery for stupid rich ladies, I need to do something with my life. Obviously, I spend quite a bit of that time on Hulu and Netflix. Less so recently, since … Continue reading
Recently, I’ve been watching seasons one and two of The Greatest Show of Our Time— only to discover that I’m not new to this show, and that I’ve seen all of these episodes before, long ago in a time called … Continue reading
Gerard Butler being in movies besides 300 and licking people’s faces. People like the Heigl. Also: Katherine Heigl in any form. Having to watch Ryan Reynolds act. Especially when his shirt isn’t off the whole time. I mean, he’s usually … Continue reading