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ebonyPasty college dropout with a heart of aspartame, suffering from such interests as calculus, J.D. Salinger, and infamy. Main squeeze aliased under ll cool j.
ironyWine addled, non-committal and excitable. Interests include self-mockery, Howard Roark and old professors with yellow socks. Ebonic and then some.
Category Archives: movies
Brand’s Aldous Snow is the epitome of everything I’ve ever strived to be: successful and self-destructive — with slightly visible hipbones. Continue reading
Let’s be honest. I can’t remember much of this terrible thing, because I was force fed unnecessarily expensive margaritas beforehand, and of course I welcomed them. If you don’t know about the disdain I have for my liver, then you … Continue reading
Vampire Weekend’s “Ottoman” — mysterious and grand, with mention of tweeds. Continue reading
That’s right. I’m bringing the FACE of Cedric Diggory to Ebony and Irony, in order to reveal a massive mistake on the part of The New York Times. Which, I guess, isn’t really so much as a terrible thing as … Continue reading
From Chasing Amy. Love the shout out to gentrification.
Apparently some MTV award show aired last night. I don’t give a shit. What I do give a shit about: Harry Potter and his minions. And the fact that his kiss with Ginny made me extremely uncomfortable. Quit while you’re … Continue reading
So, I don’t always have the energy (much less the pop-cultural knowledge) to write full-fledged posts on bands and albums and such, especially since I tend to get hooked on artists one song at a time. That being said, I’d … Continue reading
I think I should stop writing about the things I like. It appears this blog is cursed. Maybe it’s our overuse of the word “cunt” and its various derivations (e.g., “cuntra”). Or perhaps our irresponsible racial impersonations. Or, I don’t … Continue reading
Gerard Butler being in movies besides 300 and licking people’s faces. People like the Heigl. Also: Katherine Heigl in any form. Having to watch Ryan Reynolds act. Especially when his shirt isn’t off the whole time. I mean, he’s usually … Continue reading
Look at those eyes. Absolutely terrifying. Anyway, I spent an unhealthy amount of time today watching random movies streaming on Netflix instead of say, wearing my beret and reading a J.D. Salinger piece (this one’s for you, Ebony!) while sipping … Continue reading