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ebonyPasty college dropout with a heart of aspartame, suffering from such interests as calculus, J.D. Salinger, and infamy. Main squeeze aliased under ll cool j.
ironyWine addled, non-committal and excitable. Interests include self-mockery, Howard Roark and old professors with yellow socks. Ebonic and then some.
Category Archives: adventures
Casiotone for the Painfully Alone (post coming soon) has a song called “White Jetta” — a nostalgic tune with a killer “Had this little car since I was seventeen” stanza-starter that gets me going every time. That’s how long I … Continue reading
I wouldn’t wish antidepressants on anyone — especially not anyone suffering from depression. Continue reading
If this were a LiveJournal entry, I’d tell you all about how it felt to return to Brooklyn with LL Cool J lingering several states behind, or perhaps explore the soaperatic afternoon where I met my stepmother & stepsister to … Continue reading
Ebony suggested that I have a weekly segment. So while I believe my first endeavor (advice, thank you) is going to fail, and while I wait for the confirmation of it’s failure, I had an ever better slash way more … Continue reading
Hello readers (if you exist)! I’m proposing a weekly advice related segment. I’ve yet to come up with a clever name. As some of you know, long ago when I was an obnoxious college student, as opposed to an obnoxious … Continue reading
I’ve been to Walgreens three times this week. First I needed headphones, which they didn’t have. Then I needed antidepressants, which they did. And then I needed more wine, since I discovered they sell cheap wine during the aforementioned earlier … Continue reading
(Why, yes: that is a picture of a person I don’t know being obviously and overtly cool and awesome. I couldn’t just put up a picture of myself, now could I? Although, I probably have one of me doing the … Continue reading