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About ebony

College dropout with a heart of aspartame, suffering from such interests as trigonometry, J.D. Salinger, and infamy. Probably not actually black.

we’re moving! on up!

Oops, I’m too tired to formulate anything clever, but E+I is finally movin’ on up from WordPress.com to WordPress.org — which is super exciting, whether or not you know what I’m talking about. So revise your bookmarks and whatnot, as … Continue reading

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catchy song of the moment: “The Luckiest Guy on the Lower East Side”

Casiotone for the Painfully Alone (post coming soon) has a song called “White Jetta” — a nostalgic tune with a killer “Had this little car since I was seventeen” stanza-starter that gets me going every time. That’s how long I … Continue reading

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ANTIDEPRESSANTS: consider the libido.

I wouldn’t wish antidepressants on anyone — especially not anyone suffering from depression. Continue reading

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Get Him to the Greek: surprisingly excellent.

Brand’s Aldous Snow is the epitome of everything I’ve ever strived to be: successful and self-destructive — with slightly visible hipbones. Continue reading

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catchy song of the moment: “Ottoman”

Vampire Weekend’s “Ottoman” — mysterious and grand, with mention of tweeds. Continue reading

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VOXTROT: sound waves from the afterglow.

Obsessing over Voxtrot’s “Blood Red Blood” and “Your Biggest Fan.” Continue reading

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musings on a glee departed. also: Mike O’Malley

I’m going through a rather debilitating cold/flu debacle at the moment, which means I’ve been weeding my way through the depths of Hulu sans sanity since around Thursday, each minimally-commercialized episode measuring the tenure of my sniffles like chalk marks … Continue reading

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2 fun. 2 Format.

I promised another post about The Format, yes? Let’s get started with another song off Dog Problems: “Oceans.” This track was a staple of summer 2009 (mine, anyway), the upbeat intro a trusted remedy to that early morning urge to … Continue reading

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monday champ.

I missed a lot of work last week because I’m a chemically imbalanced moron, which meant that there was a lot of stuff to do today, and really no reason not to stay until shortly after 8 in the evening. Our … Continue reading

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13 reasons to live.

We all get depressed sometimes. Whether it’s your faulty brain chemistry, a pending multicultural marriage within the family, or how this fucking summer weather is setting your hair back approximately 2.5 decades — or, perhaps, a perfect storm of the … Continue reading

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